Mystic Museum - Bijou Gay Classics

In this vintage porn, Lon Flexx's buddies blindfold him and take him to a wax museum so he can finally lose his virginity on his twenty-fifth birthday (on Halloween!), and the night is full of surprises as the historical wax figures cum alive after dark! What follows are encounters of the erotic kind with a mummy, the Three Musketeers, a southern gentleman, a spaceman, and more. The movie starts with four buddies, including Gino, gathering at Lon's place in Halloween costumes to kick off the night with a little five-man pre-gaming orgy. After they warm Lon up, Lon's blind date arrives, blindfolds him, and the gang departs for a wax museum, where they sneak in after hours. In another room, a janitor finishes cleaning up and approaches a sarcophagus, opening it to reveal a mummy (Randy Cochran all wrapped up including, amusingly, his erect cock). The mummy is hungry for some action after his long stay cooped up in there all by himself, and the two get to work at a tender and eager disply on the museum floor, kissing, swapping blowjobs, eating ass, and Randy fucking the hunky custodian. Next, one of the museum intruders stumbles upon a Three Musketeers display (conveniently posed by a bed). They guys all come to life and strip off their period costume attire (though keeping their little drawn on mustaches), entangling in some steamy fourway action. One of the musketeers has a long, blond ponytail, another has curly hair, and the third reveals a very hairy body under his clothes. Lon's blind date wanders into a display of three Gone with the Wind characters. He fondles and kisses all of the wax figures on display, and when he gets to the third, the southern gentleman comes to life. They make out, strip down, swap blowjobs, sixty-nine, and fuck on a velvet loveseat in the display. Gino and a pal (still clad in his caveman costume from the opening scene) find themselves in a red-lit sci-fi scene featuring an astronaut and some sort of a space king on a throne. But the latter is not really a wax figure - it's one of their other friends posing, and he greets and startles them. The three observe the astronaut who also unfreezes, taking them all by surprise, asks what they're waiting for, and strips out of his space suit. A few funny lines of commentary on the scenario are heard from the guys as they all get busy fucking in the red lighting. After they all shoot loads, they wonder what will come of the birthday boy's meeting with his "surprise" downstairs... Lon descends to find a dude in a leather jacket by a motorcycle in the basement. They come together immediately and get rid of their clothes. The dude gets on his knees to suck Lon's big cock, they sixty-nine on a couch, Lon fucks his birthday present, and they finish by jacking off, side by side. Suddenly, the museum's alarms go off! The janitor and intruders say goodbye to the museum displays, and everyone scrambles to untangle, put their clothes on, and flee. Back at home, Lon wakes up, confused (and with a pillow over his crotch), from what seems to have been a dream. His doorbell rings. He answers and it is the cool, leather-jacket wearing dude who greets him with: "Trick or treat?" With fun tongue-in-cheek and camp moments, excellent and believable sets and costumes, and some of the hottest male stars of the era, this entertaining and sexy video directed by Edward Lee (aka star Gino Colbert) is a great take on its entertaining premise.